This was a lot easier than I thought it would be. For some back story – but without revealing too much about my industry - in our company, we have individuals who provide us with a great deal of business. However, they provide our competitors with a great deal of business as well. They are not contracted [...]
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HAVING Keyword in SQL (or How to Calculate Loyalty with One Sentence)
Posted in Uncategorized on 2009.02.04 | Leave a Comment »
How I Feel Whenever I Submit a Possible Technological Change at Work
Posted in Uncategorized on 2008.11.26 | Leave a Comment »
Here is an excellent article at McSweeney’s that just about perfectly expresses how I feel whenever I try to get management to agree to a change in processes, especially when technology is involved in the improvement.
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/11/13hodgman.html
By the way, if you don’t already know, McSweeney’s is very guj.
The Greatest and Best Fish in the World: A Tribute
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Death, Fish, Tribute on 2008.09.02 | Leave a Comment »
Having not written anything guj for what seems like ages, something happened over the Labor Day weekend that was incredibly non-guj, and for which I will write a tribute post. My beta fish, Brutus, crossed over.
Brutus was never a very intellectual fish. When poised with the problem of how to fit his mouth around the [...]
